The following real student answers reaveal why faculty members require long summer vacations.
Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom.
Q: In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, what warning was given to Caesar about March 15?
A: The toothslayer said, "Beware the March of Dimes"
Q: Who are the Aborigines?
A: They're the Native Americans of Australia.
I would laugh, if it wasn't so true...
Friday, September 15, 2006
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