He DOES exist!

my brother called me today. I haven't heard from him since August 17 (I know the exact date because it was his birthday).

He was driving on his way to Fort Leonard Wood in Missouri. At one point he asks, "what's that big arch thing in St. Louis?"
~"You mean the St. Louis Arch?"
"yeah, that's it. I'm driving by the St. Louis Arch right now."

I always knew he was a genius!