Friday, September 15, 2006

Something I found in Reader's Digest

The following real student answers reaveal why faculty members require long summer vacations.

Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A: At the bottom.

Q: In Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, what warning was given to Caesar about March 15?
A: The toothslayer said, "Beware the March of Dimes"

Q: Who are the Aborigines?
A: They're the Native Americans of Australia.


I would laugh, if it wasn't so true...

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